Technologies
The Apple Vision Pro Is a Dystopian Device for a Dystopian World
Commentary: It’s not for normal people.
Today Apple finally unveiled the Vision Pro, its brand new “spatial computer.” It’s pretty! It’s cutting edge! At $3,500 it’s also⊠overwhelmingly expensive!
But beyond the jokes and the memes, there was a moment in Apple’s new launch trailer for the Vision Pro headset that almost made my stomach lurch. A moment that felt borderline dystopian.
Welcome to the era of spatial computing with Apple Vision Pro. Youâve never seen anything like this before! pic.twitter.com/PEIxKNpXBs
â Tim Cook (@tim_cook) June 5, 2023
It occurred roughly halfway through the above video. A dad stands awkwardly in the kitchen. He’s using the Vision Pro headset to check his email when his daughter â dressed to play soccer complete with goalie gloves â runs out. She rolls a ball to her Dad who, still wearing the headset, sort of distractedly kicks the ball back to her.Â
As a dad who’s spent a depressing amount of time trying to get rid of their kids, so I could spend more time glued to an Apple device, it was relatable. It also felt icky.

I don’t recommend play soccer while wearing a $3500 computer on your face.
But it wasn’t designed to feel icky. It was supposed to be heartwarming. Designed to dispel concerns about Vision Pro and virtual reality headsets in general. Look, it says, the dream is possible! You can still live life and interact with your family whilst wearing a gigantic, expensive headset on your face! You won’t become a hollowed out shell of a human! Vision Pro won’t suck you into a virtual reality hellscape devoid of human interaction!Â
And maybe it won’t! But that doesn’t matter. Regardless of how it works and if it works, for the past 10 years human beings have loudly and repeatedly told the big brains of Silicon Valley they don’t want to put computers on their face.Â
Audience reaction when Apple announced the $3500 price for the headset đ pic.twitter.com/GuGUFbN08A
â TTI (@TikTokInvestors) June 5, 2023
There was Google Glass, a spectacular failure device so misguided that those involved with its creation made Twitter threads explaining why it was misguided. A piece of tech so maligned that â collectively â we decided to actively bully those who wore it. We called them “glassholes”.
Then there’s VR â a technology so sci-fi its ascendancy felt inevitable, but that wasn’t the case. Tech limitations and a small install base rendered VR the domain of niche hobbyists who mostly use it to play Beat Saber two or three times a year. That’s pretty much it.
I should know. I was that guy. I am that guy. I backed the first Oculus Rift on Kickstarter. I’ll never forget the giddy joy I had unwrapping the development kit for the very first time. It felt like the future, but months later it was gathering dust. Just like every VR headset I’ve acquired in its wake, including â most recently â the PSVR2 headset that I got a few months ago. I’ve used it twice since its launch in February this year.
Again, even when people do want to put tech on their face, they inevitably get bored of putting tech on their face.
Over the last decade we’ve watched VR fail to become a thing. We’ve watched Facebook rebrand as Meta and spend billions of dollars investing in a “metaverse” no sane person wants a part of. Despite living through a pandemic that effectively locked us in our homes for years, we made it clear we don’t want to be sucked into some weird, half-baked virtual world. I’ll play Fortnite, sure, but that’s as metaverse as I wanna get. At this point I barely turn my camera on during Zoom meetings.Â
Apple’s marketing machine is swimming against a strong current. Bizarrely, Vision Pro’s price point could end up being its saving grace.Â
By charging $3,500 for a souped-up headset, Apple is telling us exactly what Vision Pro is. This isn’t a toy for normal people. It’s a dystopian device for a dystopian world. A world where poor people struggle through a recession and rich people find new and inventive ways to squander their wealth.Â
Hey Apple: Cool concept video, but you left out the fact that the workers who make the movies and TV you want us to watch on your $3,500 face-screen are on strike because you won’t give them a fair contract. Until you do, there won’t be much to see on Vision Pro! #BadApple pic.twitter.com/t1KkV0D9ie
â Adam Conover (@adamconover) June 6, 2023
Vision Pro isn’t an adequately priced smartphone. It isn’t an iPad Mini. In its press release Apple seemed determined to avoid the word “headset” instead referring to it constantly as a “spatial computer.” Either way, this isn’t a fun, disposable device, it’s a wildly expensive MacBook that costs 10s of thousands of dollars. Or a $17,000 gold Apple Watch like the one Kanye West used to wear.Â
Because of this, Vision Pro almost certainly hasn’t been designed to change the world the way the iPhone was. At this price it simply can’t. It’ll be a device for well-paid creatives at best, a status symbol for the mega-rich at worst.Â
Expectations â our expectations â are part of the problem. We’re on our screens, possibly ignoring our children like morons waiting for the next big thing. What piece of consumer tech will transform our lives like the smartphone did? There’s a large part of us that expects Apple to do this, since the iPhone was the catalyst that helped define how we currently interact with the world. But it’s fairly clear virtual reality or augmented reality will not be that thing. Vision Pro most certainly will not be that thing.Â
No, unfortunately Vision Pro is just another device that some people will buy and others won’t. And in a weird way, that’s okay. As long as you don’t linger on it for too long.Â
Which I won’t.
Technologies
Trump Maintains USâIran Negotiations Continue Amid Tehran’s Denials of Duplicity
President Trump insists that USâIran talks are ongoing despite Tehranâs denial of any negotiation plans, while warning that only a deal or total surrender will allow passage through the Strait of Hormuz. Conflicting statements from both sides have heightened uncertainty as the conflict enters its sixth month.
On Monday, President Donald Trump asserted that negotiations between the United States and Iran are still taking place, even after Tehran stated it has no intention of engaging in direct talks with Washington.
In a fiery Truth Social post, Trump labeled Iranâs leaders âunbelievably duplicitous,â claiming they are lying about ongoing peace talks âwhether Iran wants to admit it or not.â He repeated his assertion that the United States completely controls the Strait of Hormuz, despite maritime traffic through the crucial route lingering at only a small fraction of preâconflict levels.
He wrote, âNothing reaches Iran unless we allow it, and nothing will pass unless a dealâor total surrenderâis achieved.â
Earlier that day, Iranian Foreign Ministry spokesperson Esmail Baghaei told reporters there is no imminent plan for U.S.âIran negotiations, contradicting Trumpâs earlier comment that talks would resume Monday afternoon. Baghaei added that Iranâs only current discussions are with Oman concerning the Strait of Hormuz.
The conflicting statements have heightened uncertainty over the peaceâtalk process and the broader conflict, now in its sixth month.
Trumpâs assertion about new negotiations came a day after he said on Truth Social that he had agreed to cancel a massive strike against Iran âsubject to being able to rapidly make a DEAL.â He said in the same post that Iran and other Middle Eastern countries had asked him to hold off on that attack because âthe perimeters of a deal has been agreed to.â
Trump has claimed dozens of times throughout the moreâthanâfiveâmonthâlong war that a deal is at hand. No permanent deal has been signed, and a temporary ceasefire reached in June has fallen apart.
Trump has also repeatedly threatened to launch devastating strikes against Iran before backing off. After the latest example, oil prices on Monday fell and stocks surged.
BMI, a research unit of Fitch Solutions, said in a note Monday that a broader diplomatic understanding on reopening the Strait of Hormuz is still achievable this quarter, while raising the probability of its escalation scenario to 35% from 25%, citing mounting military, diplomatic and economic signs of rising U.S.-Iran tensions.
âDiplomatic progress is likely to be punctuated by periodic military flare-ups, while miscalculation by either side could trigger a renewed escalation,â BMI analysts wrote in a note. The firm said the key issue to watch is the future governance of the strait, as the Iran-Oman talks â potentially backed by Gulf states, China and the U.S. â point to efforts to build a post-conflict shipping framework.
Shipping risks persist even as diplomacy appears to be advancing. The United Kingdom Maritime Trade Operations Centre said it received a report of an incident 20 nautical miles (23 miles) northeast of Khasab, Oman â at the mouth of the strait â with a tankerâs master reporting an explosion in close proximity to the vessel at about 20:37 UTC Sunday (4:37 pm ET). The vessel and crew were safe and authorities are investigating, UKMTO said, advising ships to transit with caution.
The proposal Trump announced over the weekend calls for the U.S. and Iran to return to negotiations and continue ironing out some of the thorny issues that had derailed diplomatic efforts, according to The Associated Press, citing a regional official involved in the mediation efforts.
The official said the proposal also includes a reopening of the Hormuz Strait and halting attacks across the region, including by Iranian-backed militias in Iraq on the Arab Gulf countries and Jordan.
The U.S., for its part, will end its naval blockade on Iran and allow Tehran to export its oil, the official said, adding that no deal has been reached, although the mediation efforts remained underway.
Trumpâs weekend reversal has lowered the temperature after days of escalating attacks across the Gulf. Kuwait said Saturday that Iranian forces launched a wave of drones within its airspace, with its military destroying multiple aircraft after Iran targeted critical infrastructure in the countryâs north.
A parallel track with Muscat is also advancing. Iranian diplomats said Tehran was close to reaching a new arrangement with Oman to manage shipping through the Strait of Hormuz, a deal critical to preventing the war from escalating further, according to the Financial Times.
Iranian officials said negotiations over future management of the Hormuz Strait with Oman, which sits on the opposite shore of the waterway, are in their final stages. The agreed shipping route would be different from those used before, according to Iranâs Foreign Ministry spokesperson, Baghaei, adding that the new route was separate from the issue of the straitâs reopening or continued closure.
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Oil Prices Slide as Trump Halts Planned Iran Strike
Oil prices dropped after Trump cancelled a planned strike on Iran, with WTI down about 5% and Brent near 5% lower. He said the move followed requests from Tehran and regional allies for a pause while a deal shaping the Strait of Hormuz and Iranâs nuclear program is negotiated.
Oil prices fell on Monday after President Donald Trump announced he had cancelled a planned strike on Iran. WTI futures dropped roughly 5% to $80.34 a barrel, while Brent slipped about 4.7% to $83.77 a barrel.
Trump said early Sunday he called off the strike after Iran and several Middle Eastern nations asked him to hold off, noting that the outlines of a deal had been agreed upon. He added that the prospective accord would entail the immediate, full opening of the Strait of Hormuz and an end to Iranâs nuclear ambitions, according to his Truth Social post.
The president had been considering another round of strikes as diplomatic hopes waned since the conflict began on FebruaryâŻ28. He said the U.S. and Iran would meet for talks on Monday, but Iran denied any scheduled negotiations with Washington, citing PressTV. Iranâs foreignâministry spokesperson Esmaeil Baghaei clarified that Tehran was only discussing shipping routes through the Strait of Hormuz with Oman. In a followâup Truth Social message, Trump insisted that, regardless of Iranâs acknowledgment, the United States is indeed discussing a solution to a longâstanding problem created by Iran.
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Oil Prices Drop as Trump Cancels Planned Attack on Iran
Oil prices fell sharply after President Trump announced the cancellation of a planned strike on Iran, citing a new deal that would open the Hormuz Strait and end Iranâs nuclear threat.
Oil prices fell sharply on Monday after President Donald Trump announced that he had called off a planned strike on Iran.
West Texas Intermediate futures, the U.S. benchmark, slipped roughly 5% to close at $80.34 per barrel, while Brent crude, the international benchmark, declined 4.7% to settle at $83.77 a barrel.
Trump made the announcement early Sunday, saying he had canceled the strike following requests from Tehran and other Middle Eastern countries.
In a Truth Social post, he wrote: “We have just been asked by Iran, and other Middle Eastern Countries, to hold off any attack in that the perimeters of a deal has been agreed to.”
The president indicated that the proposed agreement would include the immediate, complete, and total opening of the Hormuz Strait, as well as an end to Iranâs nuclear threat.
Trump had been weighing additional strikes amid diminishing prospects for a diplomatic resolution to the conflict that began on Feb. 28. He stated that the U.S. and Iran would hold negotiations on Monday.
Tehran denied that talks were planned with Washington, according to state news outlet PressTV.
Iranâs Foreign Ministry spokesman Esmaeil Baghaei said Tehran was only holding talks with Oman regarding the routes ships can use through the Strait of Hormuz.
In a subsequent Truth Social post, Trump added that whether “Iran wants to admit it or not, we are, in fact, talking of a solution to a problem that they have caused for decades.”
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