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The Absolute Worst CES Tech We’ve Seen in the Last 25 Years
Not every gadget can be a winner. Toilet robots, MP3 weaponry and vacuum shoes are just some of the oddities we’ve seen at CES over the last two decades.
CES 2023 is over, and together we’ve seen our share of both weird and wonderful devices at this year’s show, but… mostly weird.
Flying cars and obscure robots are so old hat now, and so I wondered if CES could do anything less practical and even more completely bonkers. Turns out it can! Over the past 20-plus years, I’ve seen gadgets so stupefying that sometimes they exist purely because journalists like me will write about them. But it’s time to call out the really awful ones, the worst of the worst. Vacuum shoes, toilet paper robots, MP3 weapon holsters, it’s your time to shine!
The most interesting part about this rogues gallery is that some of these products — the Pepe pet dryer, the HapiFork and the Hushme, to name a few — are still being sold today. That’s right: You blew it up, you maniacs!
Dyson Zone Air-Purifying Headphones
Not technically a CES product, as this was announced during 2022, but Dyson was demonstrating the Zone headphones in Las Vegas during CES 2023. Though the Zone looks like it should be a COVID mask, that’s unfortunately not what it does. According to the Dyson site, development on the Zone began way back in 2016 as a personal air filter — for pollution, mainly — and as such, it was never designed to protect against COVID. Furthermore, one critic has claimed the gadget’s force-driven fans could even help maximize your chances of catching coronavirus. CNET’s Katie Collins, who tried it out at Dyson’s HQ in the UK, thought it was “too brilliant and bizarre to ignore.”
Read more: Dyson Zone Air Filtering Headphones on Sale in January for $949
Charmin Rollbot
Computer peripherals manufacturer Razer is the king of creating “look at me” products specifically for CES, but toilet tissue brand Charmin became notorious for this 2020 entry. That’s right, in the year that saw the mass panic buying of toilet paper came a robot that could bring you even more! Coincidence? Yes⊠probably. The RollBot was never going to be a real product, but we loved/loathed it anyway.
Read more: These Charmin Robots Make Us Wonder: Is Pooping the Next Tech Frontier?
Kolibree Smart Toothbrush
Remember when we had to wash our hands for 20 seconds by singing songs to ourselves? The same methodology also applies to brushing your teeth, but why should you use your own brain and lips like a sucker? There have been many smart toothbrushes over the years, but today I’m picking on the Kolibree. Everything was just fine until the arrival of “the world’s first connected electric toothbrush.” Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you…
Read more: Kolibree’s Connected Toothbrush Aims for Better Dental Health
Taser MP3 Holster
Back in the 2000s, the iPod became such a cultural phenomenon that every company rushed to create an MP3 player of its own. This culminated in what is one of the dumbest CES products in recent memory: the Tazer MP3 holster. Imagine trying to not only charge your holster but also connect it via USB to your computer to fill it up with 1GB of tunes.
Read more: What Every Taser Needs: A Music-Playing Holster
Pepe Pet Dryer
Want to find a new way to make your small dog or cat hate you forever? Lock them in a cube prison for 25 minutes (!) and subject them to gusts of hot air. This combination torture device/dryer would have set you back $660, or you could just throw a towel over your wet dog like a normal human.
Read more: At CES 2019, a $660 Sauna Will Give Your Dog the Blow Dry of His Life
HapiFork
Throughout history, there have been so many gadgets designed to limit normal human behavior, but this one takes the (pan)cake. The HapiFork is yet another vibrating gadget that tells you to eat your meals slower (over 20 minutes), with the idea being that you are less likely to overeat. Personally, I wolf my own meals down like I’m in prison, so do your worst, HapiFork. I’ll eat with my hands if I have to! You’re not the boss of me!
Read more: Bolting Your Food? Put On the Brakes With HapiFork
Hushme
The Hushme is literally a “dumb” product — it’s designed to make its user mute to other people in the immediate vicinity. It was pitched as being useful in workplaces, but… if a co-worker gave me one of these, they’d better be wearing vacuum shoes, in order to clean up the gleefully stomped-on bits.
Read more: Hushme May Be the Weirdest, Yet Most Useful Wireless Headphones Ever Created
Belty
The original Belty was a prototype smart belt with a motor in it that adjusted itself to whether you just ate or were sitting down. Impractical as hell, but kind of cool? While there is a newer model, also called Belty, this one is even weirder — there’s no auto-sizing, but it does have a power bank charger in the buckle. OK, two things. Not only do I not want a potentially volatile compound near my nethers, I don’t want to connect a series of devices there either.
Read more: Meet Belty, the Ridiculous but Strangely Popular Show-Stealer of CES Unveiled
Xybernaut Poma
First shown off at CES 1998, the Hitachi Xybernaut wearable computer was a terrible idea long before Google Glass was even a gleam in Babak Parviz’s eye. The Windows CE-based Xybernaut Poma offered a 128MHz RISC processor and 32MB of RAM for the low price of $1,499, plus it strapped to your arm and your face and your belt!
Read more: Hitachi Fashioning Wearable PCs
Denso Vacuum Shoes
Shoes. You wear ’em. They wear out, you buy more. But that’s not exciting now, is it? They need things in them — phones, rockets, rollers and⊠vacuums? There are so many puns I could make about even just the name of the Denso Vacuum Shoes, but the fact that they existed at all was the biggest joke of all.
Read more: Vacuum Cleaner Shoes Show Up at CES Because Why Not
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Chinaâs super-rich fled Singapore. Now they want to come back
Wealthy Chinese are reconsidering Singapore as Beijingâs offshore wealth scrutiny and geopolitical risks make alternatives less attractive.
A year ago, wealthy Chinese families were souring on Singapore. Its rules felt onerous, its nightlife subdued. Other cities seemed easier or more exciting.
Now they want to come back.
Family-office advisers and wealth managers say they are seeing renewed interest in Singapore from affluent Chinese clients who had shifted their lives to other financial centers, as tightening scrutiny from Beijing and geopolitical turmoil make its stability look attractive again.
The reversal underscores how quickly the calculations of Asiaâs wealthy can change.
Singapore emerged as a favored destination for wealthy mainland Chinese seeking to diversify their assets and gain distance from Beijing, particularly after Hong Kongâs 2019 protests and subsequent national security crackdown.
However, its appeal faded after a $3 billion money-laundering scandal in 2023 triggered tighter scrutiny of wealthy clients and family offices. Stricter compliance checks, lengthy bank onboarding and residency requirements pushed some Chinese families toward jurisdictions they viewed as easier or more appealing – such as Hong Kong, Dubai and Tokyo.
Theyâre now telling me I really want to come to Singapore to become a citizen.Ryan LinBayfront Law
But what once seemed restrictive is increasingly being viewed by some as a source of security.
âThe very reason why they came to Singapore in the first place back then was because Chinaâs policies impact Hong Kong much closer to them than in Singapore,â said Bayfront Law director Ryan Lin.
Lin, who advises wealthy Chinese clients on setting up family offices and securing residency in Singapore, said last year that he was increasingly helping clients move away from the city-state as tighter compliance and disclosure requirements eroded its appeal.
The shift comes as Beijing steps up scrutiny of wealth held outside mainland China. New rules affecting offshore trusts have rattled wealthy families because of requirements to disclose structures and potential tax liabilities, while tighter oversight has also extended to areas including insurance and offshore brokerage accounts. These rules can apply regardless of where a trust is located or where an individual physically lives.
âWhen it comes to the safety of their wealth, they probably now are considering Singapore very, very seriously for the long term,â he said, adding that they are more determined this time, with several asking about pathways to permanent residency and citizenship as they consider making Singapore a longer-term base.
Moving to Singapore does not automatically sever an individualâs obligations to China, said Carman Chan, founder of Hong Kong and Singapore-based family office Click Ventures, particularly without a change in citizenship or tax status.
Advisers say the renewed interest in Singapore is generally about creating physical, financial and political distance from the mainland while maintaining additional options.
Lin said recent restrictions affecting mainland investorsâ access to offshore brokerages in Hong Kong had particularly unsettled some clients. âThey find perhaps Hong Kong is really too close to China,â he said.
Manish Tibrewal, co-founder of family office Farro Capital, said his firm has seen a sharp pickup in inquiries from Chinese families considering to relocate to Singapore.
A spokesperson for Hong Kongâs Financial Services and the Treasury Bureau said that under the âone country, two systemsâ framework, âHong Kong upholds the common law system, the free flow of capital, the free convertibility of its currency, a simple and low tax regime, and a regulatory framework aligned with international standards.â
Dubai reversal
Singapore is also benefiting from a different source of anxiety: the Middle East.
Several advisers, including Tibrewal and Lin, said Chinese families who shifted toward Dubai in recent years have reconsidered their plans amid conflict in the region.
Lin said some of his clients initially treated the conflict as a temporary shock. But as tensions persisted, families began taking more concrete steps to leave.
âMy clients are afraid that Dubai may potentially be easy collateral damage.â Lin said. âTheir sense of security will not be there. They will be frantic. At least mentally, they wonât feel very safe. Their mindset of managing money in Dubai has changed.â
Some have already returned while others are unwinding investments and financial arrangements before doing so, he said.
Japanâs barriers
Tokyo had become attractive to wealthy Chinese in recent years as a weak yen made everything from property to luxury goods cheaper. Its proximity to China and safety had also made it an obvious alternative to Singapore.
Yet language barriers, difficulties integrating into Japanese society and differences in business and social culture caused issues, advisers said.
Iris Xu, CEO of Jenga Business Consulting Group, a consultancy that works with wealthy families, cited one client who relocated to Japan but returned to Singapore after just eight months.
âAfter going to Japan, going to Dubai, going to Hong Kong, there remains the Singapore option,â Xu said.
Back to Singapore
The renewed interest also arrives as Singapore itself fine-tunes the rules governing its family-office industry.
The Monetary Authority of Singapore in July eased some conditions for single-family offices seeking tax incentives, with the changes taking effect Aug. 1. The revisions give offices greater flexibility on hiring and investment requirements even as authorities continue to strengthen checks on the sources of wealth entering the country.
âWealth owners from a diverse range of countries choose Singapore for many reasons, including our high standards of regulation, strong rule of law, and a comprehensive ecosystem of wealth managers and professional service providers,â an MAS spokesperson told CNBC.
Advisers for the wealthy say Singaporeâs advantage is increasingly the predictability that comes with its rules.
âTheir priorities have changed,â Xu said. âBefore, maybe they were looking for an opportunity. Now they are looking at safety.â
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U.S.-Iran escalation shows Washington’s frustration with slow-moving sanctions
Renewed hostilities reopen the question of whether the conflict is grinding toward a settlement or further escalation.
The escalation in hostilities between the U.S. and Iran over the weekend shows the U.S. is running out of patience with the slower-moving sanctions approach, according to analysts.
U.S. forces destroyed two Iranian rocket launchers on Larak Island on Sunday, as the Islamic Republic prepared to fire mine-carrying rockets into the Strait of Hormuz, ending a month-long lull in direct fighting.
The strike was the first publicly acknowledged U.S. attack since late July. Iran responded within hours, firing eight missiles at the King Hussein and Al Azraq air bases in Jordan. Jordanian air defenses intercepted all eight, with no casualties, the government said.
Later Sunday, President Donald Trump threatened on social media to blow up Kharg Island, Iranâs main oil-export hub, to âsmithereens.â
âMost of the war has been tactically focused rather than strategic from the outset,â said Ian Ralby, a maritime security expert and president of Auxilium Worldwide. âThe question, therefore, is: why this, why now?â
The sanctions campaign may not be hurting Iranâs leadership fast enough for the U.S.âs liking, Ralby said. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent told Reuters on Sunday that he expects new sanctions on Iran weekly, particularly targeting banks, and that Washington intends to cut Tehran-linked institutions out of the dollar system entirely.
âIt may be that the financial pressure was not curtailing Iranian behavior to the level the U.S. anticipated,â Ralby said. Renewed Iranian military activity may also have threatened U.S. forces or interests in the region âat a sufficiently high level of gravity that the U.S. felt it necessary to strike Iranian territory once more.â
The U.S. strike is likely an attempt to break a deadlock rather than a shift in policy, Ralby added. âThe status quo has become somewhat stagnant, and Iâm sure the U.S. would like to see that change,â he said. But it is unlikely to alter âthe continuation of the blockade, or the economic âwarfareâ being used to try to pressure Iran.â
Potential escalation
Trumpâs threat against Kharg Island is likely to remain rhetorical. The terminal has absorbed dozens of strikes since the war began, with its oil infrastructure deliberately spared.
âIt is unlikely that the President of the United States will actually carry through on the threat to attack Kharg Island,â Ralby said, noting the island also holds a historic early church that Iran has worked to preserve.
An attack âwould be a destruction of cultural heritage as well as destruction of critical oil infrastructure, which would likely cause catastrophic environmental harm,â he said. âThreatening it may seem appealing, but actually blowing it up should hold little appeal.â
Rather than confronting U.S. forces head-on, Iran is more likely to retaliate through proxies and pressure on shipping and energy flows.
âThe key to this conflict from the outset has been asymmetry,â Ralby said. âThe Iranians have demonstrated an ability to use limited actual force to inflict substantial, actual harm.â
For instance, the Houthis, who control a large part of Yemen and have held sway over the approaches to the Bab el-Mandeb for the better part of a decade, entered the war weeks ago in support of Iran.
With the Houthis restricting navigation through the Bab el-Mandeb, the U.S. and its allies in the region could face a situation where the two major maritime chokepoints used to export the majority of the Gulfâs petroleum products are âsubject to manipulation by Iran and its partners,â said Michael Ratney, senior adviser at the Center for Strategic & International Studies.
âWe always assume that the Houthis and Iran are part of the same kind of group, but theyâre not,â said Claudio Galimberti, chief economist at Rystad Energy. âThey have worked in the past quite independently.â
Somali piracy, dormant since 2013, has also returned as coalition navies concentrate on the Red Sea and Hormuz. At least five vessels are currently held, including a tanker seized off Al Mukalla on Aug. 20.
âEnhanced pressure on oil production, the energy market, and global shipping are likely to be the focal points for Iranian retaliation,â Ralby said.
The military campaign remains the dominant force in oil prices. Flows through the strait reached roughly 7 million barrels a day last week via the Omani corridor under U.S. Navy escort, according to Galimbertiâs estimates, calling it âa very costly mechanism … but itâs working.â
The strike on Larak threatens to reverse that recovery, injecting fresh uncertainty into commercial shipping through the waterway. âThe expectation is that the flows in the next couple of days probably will be lower, and therefore you should expect the price increase for sure,â Galimberti said.
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CNBC Daily Open: Trump wants to floor it on economic growth as Warsh eyes the brakes
The Trump administration saw two embattled officials fending off criticism yesterday as the war in the Middle East flared up again.
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Hello, this is Hui Jie writing to you from Singapore. Welcome to another edition of CNBCâs Daily Open.
The Trump administration saw two embattled officials fending off criticism yesterday as the war in the Middle East flared up again, with U.S. President Donald Trump trying to lower pump prices and talk up growth.
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent also defended the decision to increase bond purchases earlier last month, after investor Stanley Druckenmiller criticized the move.
If you were working late in Asia last night, you may not have caught any of this, simply because Microsoft Outlook and ChatGPT Work experienced outages. I know of more than a few office workers that were secretly grateful for that.
What you need to know today
U.S. President Donald Trump has unveiled a cunning plan to combat high pump prices for Americans, involving his claimed control over 65 billion barrels of oil reserves in Venezuela.
He will meet with U.S. refiners and fuel distributors, looking for ways to expand domestic refining capacity and bring down gasoline prices, according to a White House official.
Prices at U.S. pumps were at $4.08 per gallon on average nationwide Monday, according to AAA data, which is nearly 30% higher compared to the same time last year.
However, there is just one snag. Experts told CNBC that his deal with Venezuela will not lower gas prices anytime soon.
Venezuelaâs oil infrastructure is in a state of disrepair, and it will require about $180 billion of investment till 2040 to return the country to peak production, according to Rystad Energy.
The South American nation is currently producing around 1.2 million barrels a day, down from a peak of 3.5 million bpd in the late 1990s.
Trump also has one eye on the Middle East, vowing to hit Iran âhardâ after the Islamic Republic said it launched an attack on two U.S. bases in Jordan.
The strikes âdestroyed the technical and repair infrastructure, as well as the enemy fighter deployment sites,â inflicting âheavy damage,â Iranian military forces reportedly said, while vowing increasingly forceful responses.
Growth and the Fed
Trump also continued his push for the Fed to lower interest rates, arguing that the U.S. could grow at rates of up to 20% (yes, that is not a typo), and adding such rapid growth should not prompt the central bank to raise interest rates.
âSuccess in growth does not cause inflation,â the U.S. president said. However, growth has never reached anywhere close to the levels Trump is saying, except for one Covid pandemic-related surge of 34.9% in 2020, which notably followed a 28% contraction in the previous quarter.
The most recent GDP numbers, however, are a far cry from the 20% annualized growth touted. Real GDP increased at a 1.5% annualized rate in the second quarter of 2026, down from 2.1% in the first quarter, according to the BEAâs latest estimate.
The presidentâs stance would then put him at odds with Fed Chairman Kevin Warsh, who is expected by markets to hike rates at the Fedâs meeting in September.
Odds for a move at the Sept. 15-16 meeting jumped to 66.1% on Monday, nearly double where they were before Warshâs speech at Jackson Hole over the weekend, according to the CME Groupâs FedWatch tool.
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, meanwhile, defended the departmentâs decision to double the planned size of buybacks of longer-dated U.S. bonds.
Investor Stanley Druckenmiller, Bessentâs former mentor, argued that the policy amounted to âprice managementâ rather than an attempt to improve market liquidity, and risked undermining the Treasuryâs credibility.
Outlook and ChatGPT outages
But the most important news for office workers Monday stateside would be that they had a rare reprieve from some of their work, as Microsoft Outlook and OpenAIâs ChatGPT Work experienced outages.
Users reported problems with Outlook, while OpenAI said users may experience problems starting or continuing tasks in ChatGPT Work, temporarily disabling two of the modern officeâs favorite methods of assigning more work.
Anyone who failed to send an email, and then failed to ask AI to write an excuse for not sending that email, finally could legitimately say âI couldnât do it, honest!â
â Lim Hui Jie
And finally…
FTC sues Amazon, accusing the e-commerce giant of misleading advertisers
The Federal Trade Commission on Monday sued Amazon, alleging the e-commerce giant âsecretly and systematically overchargedâ advertisers on its platform by manipulating its pricing and auction systems.
The lawsuit, which was joined by 22 state attorneys general, argues that Amazon may have reaped more than $20 billion from advertisers by using âhidden surchargesâ dating back to a change to its auction rules that took effect in 2019.
However, the company argues that its auction systems have saved advertisers $8 billion between 2021 and 2025, not cost them extra.
â Annie Palmer
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