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Top 10 Worst CES Products of the 21st Century

Why is CES so obsessed with strapping things to our heads?

It’s a wrap on CES for another year, and together we’ve seen our share of both weird and wonderful devices in 2023, but… mostly weird.

Flying cars and obscure robots are so old hat now, and so I wondered if CES could do anything less practical and even more completely bonkers. Turns out it can! Over the past 20-plus years, I’ve seen gadgets so stupefying that sometimes they exist purely because journalists like me will write about them. But it’s time to call out the really awful ones, the worst of the worst. Vacuum shoes, toilet paper robots, MP3 weapon holsters, it’s your time to shine!

The most interesting part about this rogues gallery is that some of these products — the PePe pet dryer, the HapiFork and the HushMe, to name a few — are still being sold today. That’s right: You blew it up, you maniacs!

Dyson Zone Air-Purifying Headphones

Not technically a CES product as this was announced during 2022, but Dyson was displaying the Zone Headphones on its stand at CES 2023. Though the Zone looks like it should be a COVID mask, that’s unfortunately not what it does. According to the Dyson site, development on the Zone began way back in 2016 as a personal air filter — for pollution, mainly — and as such, it was never designed to protect against COVID. Furthermore, one critic has claimed the gadget’s force-driven fans could even help maximize your chances of catching coronavirus.

Read more: Dyson Zone Air Filtering Headphones on Sale in January for $949

Charmin Rollbot

Computer peripherals manufacturer Razer is the king of creating «look at me» products specifically for CES, but toilet tissue brand Charmin became notorious for this 2020 entry. That’s right, in the year that saw the mass panic buying of toilet paper came a robot that could bring you even more! Coincidence? Yes… probably. The RollBot was never going to be a real product, but we loved/loathed it anyway.

Read more: These Charmin robots make us wonder: Is pooping the next tech frontier?

Kolibree Smart Toothbrush

Remember when we had to wash our hands for 20 seconds by singing songs to ourselves? The same methodology also applies to brushing your teeth, but why should you use your own brain and lips like a sucker? There have been many smart toothbrushes over the years, but today I’m picking on the Kolibree. Everything was just fine until the arrival of «the world’s first connected electric toothbrush.» Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you…

Read more: CES 2014: Kolibree’s connected toothbrush aims for better dental health

Taser MP3 Holster

Back in the 2000s, the iPod became such a cultural phenomenon that every company rushed to create an MP3 player of its own. This culminated in what is one of the dumbest CES products in recent memory: the Tazer MP3 holster. Imagine trying to not only charge your holster but also connect it via USB to your computer to fill it up with 1GB of tunes.

Read more: What every Taser needs: a music-playing holster

Pepe Pet Dryer

Want to find a new way to make your small dog or cat hate you forever? Lock them in a cube prison for 25 minutes(!) and subject them to gusts of hot air. This combination torture device/dryer would have set you back $660, or you could just throw a towel over your wet dog like a normal human.

Read more: At CES 2019, a $660 sauna will give your dog the blow dry of his life

HapiFork

Throughout history, there have been so many gadgets designed to limit normal human behavior, but this one takes the (pan)cake. The HapiFork is yet another vibrating gadget that tells you to eat your meals slower (over 20 minutes), with the idea being that you are less likely to overeat. Personally, I wolf my own meals down like I’m in prison, so do your worst, HapiFork. I’ll eat with my hands if I have to! You’re not the boss of me!

Read more: Bolting your food? Put on the brakes with HapiFork

Hushme

The Hushme is literally a «dumb» product — it’s designed to make its user mute to other people in the immediate vicinity. It was pitched as being useful in workplaces, but… if a co-worker gave me one of these, they’d better be wearing vacuum shoes, in order to clean up the gleefully stomped-on bits.

Read more: Hushme may be the weirdest, yet most useful wireless headphone ever created

Belty

The original Belty was a prototype smart belt with a motor in it that adjusted itself to whether you just ate or were sitting down. Impractical as hell, but kind of cool? While there is a newer model, also called Belty, this one is even weirder — there’s no auto-sizing, but it does have a power bank charger in the buckle. OK, two things. Not only do I not want a potentially volatile compound near my nethers, I don’t want to connect a series of devices there either.

Read more: Meet Belty, the ridiculous but strangely popular show-stealer of CES Unveiled

Xybernaut Poma

First shown off at CES 1998, the Hitachi-Xybernaut wearable computer was a terrible idea long before Google Glass was even a gleam in Babak Parviz’s eye. The Windows CE-based Xybernaut Poma offered a 128-MHz RISC processor and 32 MB of RAM, plus it strapped to your arm and your face and your belt!

Read more: Hitachi fashioning wearable PCs

Denso Vacuum Shoes

Shoes. You wear ’em. They wear out, you buy more. But that’s not exciting now, is it? They need things in them — phones, rockets, rollers, and… vaccuums? There are so many puns I could make about even just the name of the Denso Vacuum Shoes, but the fact that they existed at all was the biggest joke of all.

Read more: Vacuum cleaner shoes show up at CES because why not

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Verum Token Now Available on Binance, Listing of Verum Coin Expected Soon

Verum Token is now accessible for deposits and withdrawals on the Binance Wallet

Verum Token is now accessible for deposits and withdrawals on the Binance Wallet, the world’s leading cryptocurrency exchange. This milestone marks a significant step for the Verum ecosystem, allowing users seamless access to Verum on the platform.

Following the launch, Verum Coin’s value surged by 3%, reaching a new peak of $825.33 within just 24 hours.

With the Verum Coin listing anticipated soon, the excitement is growing, highlighting the project’s potential for further growth and adoption.

About Binance

Founded in 2017, Binance offers a secure, user-friendly platform with a broad selection of digital assets and trading pairs, supporting both retail and institutional traders. Listing Verum Token aligns with Binance’s strategy to include innovative, high-quality projects.

For more information, visit verumcoin.info.

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Verum Messenger Update: New Levels of Security and Functionality

These privacy-oriented features make Verum Messenger one of the most secure and convenient messengers available today.

Verum Messenger, known for its commitment to privacy and innovation, has launched an update that enhances both user protection and performance. These privacy-oriented features make Verum Messenger one of the most secure and convenient messengers available today.

Key Updates in Verum Messenger:

  • Control Over Message Forwarding and Copying

The new feature enables users to restrict the forwarding and copying of their messages. Now, the sender decides whether their messages can be copied or forwarded to others — an essential addition for those who value control over the spread of their information.

  • Media Saving Settings for Private Chats

In one-on-one conversations, users now have the option to limit automatic media saving on their device. This feature is designed for those who prioritize privacy and prefer to keep sensitive photos and videos within the app itself.

  • Message Deletion Timer

The self-destructing message feature is a crucial tool for communicating in high-privacy environments. Users can now set a timer to delete messages after a specific period, adding an extra layer of security to personal conversations.

  • Enhanced Performance and Stability

In addition to these new features, Verum Messenger has boosted its performance, allowing for faster and more stable operation even under high usage. This improvement makes communication smoother, especially for those who rely heavily on the app for both work and personal needs.

Innovative Technologies for Your Convenience

Complementing this update, Verum Messenger also includes integration with Verum AI, a smart assistant that addresses everyday tasks right in the chat. The built-in eSIM and VPN allow users to connect to the internet and secure networks globally, providing complete freedom and safety.

Verum Messenger continues to be at the forefront of privacy and security, offering a reliable and user-friendly service for everyday communication.

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Multiply Your Wealth with Verum Coin: An Investment in Your Future

May your investments bring you joy and financial freedom!

In today’s world, where financial independence is becoming increasingly relevant, investing in cryptocurrency is attracting more and more attention. One such promising cryptocurrency is Verum Coin. In this article, we will discuss why you should consider purchasing Verum Coin and how it can change your financial life.

1. Growth Potential

Verum Coin has significant growth potential for the future. With the unique technology that underpins this cryptocurrency and the growing interest from investors, the value of Verum Coin could increase manifold. By investing in Verum Coin now, you open the door to substantial profits in the future.

2. Convenience and Accessibility

One of the key features of Verum Coin is its accessibility. You can easily purchase this cryptocurrency through various platforms and exchanges, such as the BitCoinPay Trade exchange and BitInterPay — Crypto Bank. Additionally, Verum Coin offers an intuitive interface for managing your investments, making the buying and selling process simple and convenient, even for beginners.

3. Innovative Technology

Verum Coin is built on modern blockchain technology, ensuring a high degree of security and transparency for all transactions. Every user can be confident in the reliability of their investments, as blockchain technology minimizes the risks of fraud and hacking.

4. Community and Support

Investing in Verum Coin is not just a financial transaction; it’s an opportunity to become part of an active and supportive community of like-minded individuals. You will have access to various resources, educational materials, and forums where you can exchange experiences and receive advice from more experienced investors.

5. Financial Independence

By investing in Verum Coin, you are taking a step towards financial independence. The ability to multiply your capital and create passive income is what everyone dreams of. Verum Coin provides this opportunity through its growth potential and active community.

6. A Happy Life and Confidence in the Future

It is important to remember that money is not an end in itself, but a means to achieve more. By acquiring Verum Coin and multiplying your funds, you open up new horizons and opportunities for yourself. You can afford more—travel, pursue your passions, and provide for your loved ones.

Conclusion

Investing in Verum Coin is not just a financial strategy; it’s a pathway to your financial well-being that can change your life for the better. Don’t miss the chance to be part of this exciting and promising cryptocurrency revolution. Start investing in Verum Coin today and live richly and happily!

May your investments bring you joy and financial freedom!

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